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Monday, February 9, 2009

What's wrong with this picture?

Desire to Inspire.

If you can wash your hands without knocking over that vase of stems, I'll give you a dollar.

You thought I was going to say:
a) Please God, anything but white subway tile.
b) Um, wow. It would never occur to me to hang a Venetian mirror over subway tile.
c) Are those sconces or alien rectal probes?
d) Hey, have you seen these newfangled vessel sinks? They're the hottest thing!

18 comments:

Alexis said...

You are so funny!

woodley park-zoo said...

I was trying to come up with some alternative explanation (along the lines of fondue forks or such) for the sconces but I can't really wipe out the impression you've left in my head!

erin@designcrisis said...

Dear god, it's all so awful... the Venetian mirror is really hurting me. The vase is just plain stupid.

hmstrjam said...

HA!

Camilla @ Designalogue Blog said...

That truly is one ugly venetian mirror and the flowers dont do anything help it out either! Alien rectal probes is what I'm thinking!!

only a movie said...

::sigh::
It must be wrong that I sort of like that mirror. I hate everything else though. I bet I have that backward...

Kate said...

The flower vase is a HUGE wine glass.
Out of the taps comes sparkling white wine to dull the pain after the alien rectal probing. Maybe thats the explanation.
Quietly.... I have a soft spot for subway tiles. Please dont shout at me.

karly / design-crisis.com said...

i thought for sure you were going to say e) everything

of course, yours was much funnier

Designers' Brew said...

maybe you started me down this road by saying "rectal probe," but doesn't that sink kind of look like a toilet basin?

Robin said...

I bet there is a zebra rug on the floor!

susieq said...

I adore Venetian mirrors! But, the rest of the image is dreadful. Too much faucet, too little vessel.

nkp said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA...

Cristin said...

It's all wrong... even that mirror Erin....

Yana said...

ya know, alien probes just aint mah thang.

hello gorgeous said...

Well, there go my posts on my bedroom redo and bath redo....

Raina said...

I would love to see what you did with your bedroom and bath, even if you installed rectal probe light fixtures.

Lee said...

Okay, I was falling off my chair laughing when I got to the 'alien rectal probe' thing. There's so much wrong with that pic!

Raina said...

Hi ya Lee and welcome! Congrats on your new blog.