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Friday, May 21, 2010

Proof that Rachel Zoe is the Antichrist

In today's "Zoe Report,"* the mistress of all things stylistically anorexic give her bony thumbs up to a faux zebra cowhide rug. A decorative accent that is 1) a bovine pretending to be a majestic African equine and 2) hopelessly stuck in 2007.

And if you cannot afford her $1095 recommendation from Jayson Home & Garden, Zoe helpfully offers a $92 propylene substitute.

People pay for her style advice?

*For the record, I do not subscribe to such dreck. I clicked through from another site.

14 comments:

ticklishfromadistance said...

Ok, because that was my first question as she does not fit la lampshade criteria. Yet another reality star that makes me vomit. Truly. And I agree. People HIRE this person to dress them?

Oy.

David said...

Jupiter's Cock!

my favorite and my best said...

doggoneit!! david beat me to it!!

david john said...

gross! her and other cable hosts are why i turned off my cable tv!

they steal your soul....

drollgirl said...

i am feeling the hate!

mostly i want to share my meals with her. she is ALARMINGLY thin, and i think that has impaired her judgment.

Bromeliad said...

I actually made that rug. (The fake one.) It cost me the price of a magic marker and my dignity.

Tonia of Chic Modern Vintage said...

Raina, what are we going to do with you?

Marija said...

oh no. more of this zebra but not really zebra rug thing. and for the record, i like zebra and animal prints. but the rug that's not really a rug that's not really a zebra is the part that i can't take. and now add this to the list...

Paul Anater said...

The woman needs to be shunned not just for her fur vests and enormously ghoulish sunglasses, but anyone who massacres the language as thoroughly as she does should never be allowed in the door to begin with.

Enough with this cadaver already. Zoe: Please brush your hair out of your eyes and speak like a lady.

Robin said...

I can't wait for her post on vessel sinks! And antlers!

Jill said...

Bromeliad!! Too Effen Vodka funny!

erin@designcrisis said...

You know -- I really really hated her until I watched her show (KP twisted my rubber arm), and when I did, I found her hard to hate. She works her ass off. Literally.

I do, however, hate that rug.

Mrs. Limestone said...

I still think zebra has its place so I have to respectfully disagree with you on this one (although the fact that this nasty D lister likes it makes me reconsider). But I just wanted to let you I just discovered your blog (thanks to a reco from one of your many fans and its fabulous. Thanks for cracking my shit up.

Raina Cox said...

Mrs. Limestone - Hello and welcome to this deliciousness!

I live to crack people's shit up. ;)