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Tuesday, January 4, 2011

I'm convinced the CB2 rug buyer is high

Doce Caras rug, $229.

The Way You Move rug, $229.

Dangerous Liaisons rug, $229.

26 comments:

Acanthus and Acorn said...

They must be the same people as the stylist for Pier I catalogue.

Erika said...

I could not agree more.

I think it's someone who was pissed off at the company, knew that were getting fired, or was high as a kite.

The leg rug reminds me of FRA-GEEE-LAY in A Christmas Story.

That cat will give me nightmares.

Please have a mood board contest using one of these items!!!

Modern Country Lady said...

Jeepers creepers- Alice in Wonderland anyone ??
Yes, that would be good for a laugh, I'd love to see someone come up with an interior where these rugs fit in.. actually , thinking about it.. noooooooooooooooooo

NK said...

for people who have no style, but want to pretend they do. on the other hand, maybe there's more to them than I can see. Any way, won't be caught dead bying these

Jane K. Schott said...

I bet they sell out. I have copied the cat image...what can I say?

Alcira Molina-Ali said...

i'm still scratching my head at the "Dangerous Liaisons" bit? What, pray tell, does that fat cat who clearly needs antidepressants have to do with randy Frenchfolk up to no good kink?
And don't get me started on the fishnetted cankle.
Alcira

nerochronicles.com

Camilla @ Designalogue said...

My mother in law would go ape for the cat rug.
And she wonders why I dont want any of her things when she karks it. And why her gifts to me go straight to good will!

my favorite and my best said...

rugly.

Jordyn said...

Wow, that is the stuff of nightmares!!!

Jessica said...

that cracks me up! seriously? not a joke? that first one is like Grandma Moses does South Park ... trippy

erin@designcrisis said...

Drugs are no excuse for that crap.

Raina Cox said...

Jane K. Schott - I still love you.

3M - "Karks it" is my new favorite phrase.

Jordyn - Hello and welcome to this deliciousness!

david john said...

high, or blind?

Anne (in Reno) said...

Wow. I was semi-keeping an eye on one of their rugs from last season in case it went on sale, and when I saw these there instead I almost fell out of my chair.

Maybe they accidentally opened the calendar to April 1 instead of January 1?

Elisa @ What the Vita said...

I'm seeing these rugs in bachelor pads owned by 21-year-olds who think they're being ironic and cool.

But that cat rug is hilarious. I kind of want it... to warn my cats to not eat so much.

nkp said...

High and bind and dumb.

susieq said...

These are horrendous. Squint your eyes and that Doce Caras rug looks just like a Southpark still.

Sketch42 said...

Yes. HIGH. I could actually see the second rug selling though.

Sharon @ Real Estate Resuscitation said...

Why, I think you might be right. Received a copy of the Wisteria catalog in the mail recently too. I definitely see the Z Gallerie connection you mentioned either her or on Twitter. What is this world coming to?

Kim@Chattafabulous said...

Ha ha Jenny's "Rugly". Clever!

Pemberley said...

Chinese eyes man!

The Down East Dilettante said...

'Grandma Moses meets Southpark', LOL!!!

whatever this guy was on, I DON'T want any.

Appletree said...

He needs better drugs!

Alexis said...

Wow, those are some ugly rugs. Please post something gorgeous so I can cleanse my mind!

ita darling. said...

i have a problem with directional rugs in a room. they make me disoriented if i am in teh room from another angle.. anyone? anyone?

maybe these were chosen as rug/wall art- for padded cell..

they *are* more interesting and more Rug Company than anything else in the price point.. but still they scream PCP trip and padded cell stat.

xoxo

Uncle Charlie said...

The original poster.