If you're a badass painter who swings from the rafters
to create hyperkinetic dancing swirls of color
and your art hangs in some pretty swank surroundings,
aren't you at least a little bit embarrassed to lend your genius
to the leading purveyor of suburban mall handbags?
Photos: 1. via Breaking Down the Big Beige Box, 2. via Tom Moody, 3. Patrick Cline for Lonny, 4. William Waldron for Elle Decor, 5. Courtesy Coach via Style File blog.