I kicked off my Monday with this gem of a comment on a four-and-a-half year old post (bold-ed to convey the emotion):
MUST you use profanity?? It is terrible you used the sh-word! That is so crude and offensive and unladylike! Do you talk this way in real life? Here I am always chastising the GUYS for using crude language because ladies are on the Internet and we can READ what they type, and so it REALLY drives me nuts when a woman swears! We will never get the guys to respect women and understand that a gentleman shouldn't swear in front of a lady, as long as LADIES swear. Nobody should swear! But of course they guys all see women like you using such language, and so they think THEY have to swear, too, for fear of being called a sissy. And they think that women don't even mind profanity! How sad is that??? Why didn't anybody else speak up about the crude, unladylike language you used??
1. It would never occur to me to visit someone else's blog and leave a rude comment. That's like going to a party and taking a shit on the sofa.
2. I can think of many much more offensive words like "Tea Party movement," "voter ID laws," "chevron," and "polyblend."
3. How wonderful that mental health care is now required to be covered by insurance plans!