Acanthus dress from Anthropologie.
Dumplings, what is your fashion no-go? The one piece or cut of clothing you would never don, even if threatened with being lashed to a chair and forced to listen to Kim Kardashian read the complete works of Shakespeare.
Aesthetically-questionable sneakers? An infinity scarf with torn jeans? Ath-leisure pants that make you look like you have a vitamin D deficiency?
For me it's the mullet hem. Business in the front, fuckery in the back.