Preternaturally quirkycute actress Zooey Deschanel has listed the Hollywood Hills house she purchased from my pretend husband, actor Mark Ruffalo. The woman Mark mistakenly calls his "wife" is the flower power-named Sunshine, an interior designer. (Um, how hard would it be to switch us out, Mark?) Let's compare the interiors circa Ruffalo and circa Deschanel, shall we?
Living room, Ruffalo.
Living room, Deschanel.
Dining room, Ruffalo.
(Move along, Sunshine.)
Dining room, Deschanel.
Master bedroom, Ruffalo.
Master bedroom, Deschanel.
Indeterminate cozy spot, Ruffalo.
Indeterminate cozy spot, Deschanel.
Outdoor living area, Ruffalo.
Outdoor living area, Deschanel.
As much as I hate to admit it, I think we all know who the hands-down winner is. But can she snark like me? Doubt it.
3295 Bennett Drive, Los Angeles, CA [Trulia]