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Friday, May 15, 2015

Paula Deen is sellin' her house y'all!


Well, butter mah biscuits! Aryan lard enthusiast Paula Deen has heaved her Savannah estate onto the market. Named "Riverbend" and built from scratch only six years ago, the property features 8 bedrooms, 9 baths, 5 fireplaces, 2 guesthouses, an 8-car garage, a swimming pool with dive-in theater, and a deep-water dock. The main house measures over 14,500 square feet and sits on 5 1/2 acres with 300 feet of water frontage. Included is the famous kitchen featured prominently on Deen's now-cancelled Food Network show, as well as an outdoor kitchen with 3 built-in grills, four refrigerators and a smoker. And all this can be yours for the eye-watering price of $12.5 million! (Never doubt America's love for chicken and dumplings, my Dumplings.)

Deen was a high-flyin' fryin' cholesterol mogul until some boneheaded-ness brought down her flour-dipped empire. The restauranteur and cookbook author is selling her come-to-life Ballard Designs catalog in order to live an "easier and simpler life" which may include a new Georgia compound and an apartment in New York City.
outdoor kitchen with three grills, four refrigerators, one smoker - See more at: http://search.seaboltbrokers.com/idx/15222/details.php?idxID=090&listingID=136037#sthash.Ooif1dUL.dpuf
outdoor kitchen with three grills, four refrigerators, one smoker, - See more at: http://search.seaboltbrokers.com/idx/15222/details.php?idxID=090&listingID=136037#sthash.Ooif1dUL.dpuf
outdoor kitchen with three grills, four refrigerators, one smoker, - See more at: http://search.seaboltbrokers.com/idx/15222/details.php?idxID=090&listingID=136037#sthash.Ooif1dUL.dpuf







Photos via real estate listing.

5 comments:

jason said...

Hmmm
Every time I go to BigLots I notice that her pots never seem to get bought.
They just keep piling up.

Marianne said...

I already loved you, but "Aryan lard enthusiast" and "high fryin' cholesterol mogul" made me fall over.

Price Style & Design said...

Lordy lordy, I love the way you write! Ballard catalog come to life! I'm busting a gut over here!

Coulda shoulda woulda said...

This is why we love you!

Marcheline said...

Looks like the set from "Revenge"!